This blog is a satirical attempt to chronicle my security source code auditing/reverse engineering endeavors, and in particular, some of the more *interesting* code fragments to be found in both open source and commercial software.

As you might have guessed from the nature of my posts, I am a staunch advocate of efficient/clean coding practice, and viciously shun any and all attempts by so-called programmers to promote inefficient (not to mention monopolistic and cludgy) programming languages and shoddy algorithmics in an effort to mask their intellectual deficiencies.

I guess you could say I’am a “Real Programmer”.